That’s the phrase I searched last December. All the time.
A month earlier he said to me and my older son, “I have an announcement to make to the family. [Pause for dramatic effect.] I’m gay.”
My older son said, “What the fuck! I knew it! Melissa called it!”
I said, “You’re gay?”
He said, “Are you surprised?”
I said, “No. I’m not.”
The first person we called is Melissa. She said, “Oh. Didn’t we already know that?”
When he was six he asked me if people kiss each